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A timeframe of 2 hours that a person takes to at a doner kabab
*Andrew buys kebab at 2am*
*finishes eating it at 4am*
Maddy: Damn you seriously took a whole kebab hours to eat that thing
Andrew: *licks fingers* yup I’m still hungry tho
To be stabbed . Pierced by something sharp
My wee brother went out on Saturday night and hot into a fight. Some wee Nutter only went and Kebabed him..
That silly twat was trying to climb a fence . He only went and kebabed himself on one if the spikes.
When you are about to loose something and you are pinned in a position (instead of I’m dead meat)
Far out last night I got Kebabed
vaginal parts being pulled out
wanna go full force leeky kebab style babeyyyyyy
When someone ghosts you. Then re emerges later usually with a stupid picture. Like a kebab .
"Dude, Jasmine is a total kebab girl! She keeps sending me pics of useless crap."
A very old musty/crusted and or diseased male genitalia.
Did ya see that dude at the bath house, worst Moldy Kebab I've ever seen.
le patat kebab, originally an inside joke, told in greek content creators' yolor3stis, tetorisgaming and curses, youtube videos, was introduced to the world officially as a song on April 24th, 2020, on tetoris' youtube channel and has amassed a total of 239 views as of this definition being written. The meaning of le patat kebab is very mysterious. It can honestly mean many things, but it is mostly associated with the turkish playerbase of Valorant (video game). The inside joke started soon after Valorants Closed Beta release. The aforementioned content creators jumped on the trend immidietally and were creating joint videos on it. They were soon met however, with an annoying amount of turkish players who refused to communicate, and when they did they would only speak turkish, even when spoken to in english. This naturally annoyed the ever living shit out of the lads, leading tetoris to invent the phrase "le patat kebab" as a witty response to the turkish players' stupidity. Whenever a turkish player refused to speak english or at least communicate that he cannot do so through chat, the trio would start shouting le patat kebab, to satirize the turkish language, of course only in this context. The term later evolved into a general bs response. When someone said something stupid, you could simply respond with "le patat kebab". Note that le patat kebab is often accompanied by the turkish word for brother, that being "kardesim", intended to be used as the word bro, more or less.
Valorant / Turkish use case:
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim
General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*
Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree
Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"