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When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.
The act of laying a flaccid penis across someone's shoulder.
Cameron's shoulder was hurting so I gave him a lazy cobra!
1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.
2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.
I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!
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A buttocks that appears to sit low on a persons body. ( long back)
Did you see that chick with the lazy booty in the mall??
When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo
When you goin in hard then you proceed to pull out. Then light the pussy hair on fire and jizz to put it out
Ayo my ex gave me the lazy fireman and now my pussy looks like a schnauzer with 3rd degree burns