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When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.
Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.
lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.
Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
The act of nutting in one’s butt then shoving a butt plug in the hole.
Person: Hey did you know George is well known for mayonnaise jaring?
Other Person: Really! I better go ask if he’s taking appointments!
Sexual dessert.
Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.
May also include a little red.
Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.
Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.
The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.