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A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast
A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.
guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."
a description of a woman's bisexual/lesbian experimentation in college or other events (backpacking Europe, Burning Man, etc.)
She was a real melon felon in college; I saw her hook-up with two girls in one night!
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Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one
Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle
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To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.
Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"
Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"
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The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.
The act of bashing melons
The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons
"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"
"I'm just bashing the melon"
"I feel bashed like a melon"
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An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.
I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.
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