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The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell February 23, 2016


Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 13, 2023


Dylan mitchell

Dylans cock is so big that all the girls admire it he is incredible sexy and catches everyones eye he can be really naughty and is loved by all girls named Ella, Eve, Evie and Erin

Omg hes such a dylan mitchell his cocks huge let me suck it please daddy im horny you can rub my left flap and then my right and then my clit

by Mrhugecock6969 September 13, 2021


Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both

Wtf you're such a Mitchell Houghton

by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020


Mitchell riorden

A little man with a little penis who is often raped by Mexicans named Carlos

Man he so got Mitchell riorden last night

by Billy wig June 17, 2014


Donovan Mitchell

The most underrated player in the NBA won the 2019 slam dunk contest.

Dude, Donovan Mitchell is so underrated.

by Lamar Jackson Stan May 14, 2022


jamie mitchell

someone who has the body count of ten but they were all in switzerland so we don’t know them

Are you a top shagger? Yeah i’m a real Jamie Mitchell

by jbroid December 3, 2019