No Mother Figure

A rude comeback, that might be true tbh, saying that means your mom left you for a selfish reason.

Shut up imagine having no Mother Figure, thats why your dad taught you how to be an introvert lol.

Mother-in-love

This is an affection nickname given to one's mother-in-law, especially when the relationship is of a positive camaraderie.

I absolutely have to get this dress for my mother-in-love. She'd love it!

erase mother

erase mother is used when your mother is erased.

subject 1: "yo, erase mother"
subject 2: fucking gets erased the worst way possible.

Mothers Life

When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)

Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.

Mother Smoke

Slang for any or all of the following: WOW, holy crap, ouch, damn, shoot, YEAH!, SWEET, i can't beleive this, awesome, are you kidding me?, i can't wait!, nice, this is gay, that hurt, etc etc.

1. "Dude look out!!!!" (dude gets hit in the head with piano) "MOTHER SMOKE!!!"

2. "Are you ready for the game?"

"Mother smoke, I completely forgot!!!"

mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner

Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.

joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*