naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

naked therapist

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

naked ballet

a strip club or exotic dance club

Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)

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playing naked

When children first become sexually active. such as playing doctor or hide the penis. no intercourse takes place and its generally harmless but a lesson none the less.

Whats playing naked drake? "we just licked butts and stuff." (beating ensues)

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