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1.Telling your parents you are spending the night at a friends, while that friend tells their parents they are spending the night at yours. Hitting up every party and club in town.
2. Tricking your parents into hanging with friends. Ending up sleeping in your car or theirs.
Question: Hey dude want to pull a nelson?
Response: Sure! Already on it!
Question: Hey bro why did you get grounded?
Response: I was in the middle of "pulling a nelson" and my parents found out I wasn't really at Bobs.
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To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.
"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."
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When you are walking and trip and your penis, hits the grill. Usually this causes extreme pain and a possible loss of penis.
Dude did you see Zack? he just got a barbecue nelson!!!
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An ironic or sarcastic nickname for people who bear no resemblance in any shape or form to one of the most inspirational people of the 21st Cenutry.
It is most often used by History students who take their work home with them too often and are confused by the past and the present, as well as attending politcally aware music festivals.
That white racist is quite the Nelson Mandela
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The act of someone hijacking your conversation and taking to places of absolute boredom.
Poor Ken, he was describing his new guitar and suddenly Rob showed up and got him in a Full Nelson. The conversation ended with absolute confusion and bewilderment with the last comments being made about a chicken coop.
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During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing
Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube
Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude
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gettin head while in a gay wrestlin position the new and improved 69
Kurt "the fag" Angle gave the Undertaker a full nelson while looking at Gary Coleman gay porn
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