A nico is some one with an unusually small penis commonly born with a shitty disease and he may also inhabit a Nasty infection on that tiny rod of his
Bradiphone: woah Connor I’m turning into one of you!
Connor: Wdum there is no way you have a smaller infection ridden penis than me
Bradiphone: I’m gonna shit my self I’m going the the bog
Connor: a true nico shits in his pants
A very cool and not horny person who gets a shit ton of bitches
"Damn, you hooked up last night? You really pulled a Nico"
HOTTEST GIRL OUT THERE holy crap!!
nico is the nicest person ever she hits like bus when i jump in the road
nico is hot
nico got a lot of toxic exs jesus christ
nicos bsf jade is so hot
A guy who makes Noah Beck look like the great value version of himself. Except, he’s so humble about it that people don’t know him for being Prince Charming but instead for his spasmodic energy, sick music, artistic talent, and the majestic ways he vaults big long poles. For being so mentally challenged, you would be surprised to find that a Nico is a great engineer, who has several years worth of marvelous feats of cardboard masterpieces under his belt. Perhaps the most clear indication of a Nico is the guarantee that when he is not taking Adderall, he will make anyone laugh uncontrollably within 30 minutes.
You hear about that Nico kid who’s tryna make it outta East Shore with music?
No, not Nico from Love Live Sunshine. You are the opposite. When one is a crackhead to the level where it's not funny anymore. You play Minecraft when you should be paying attention in school.
"He was being such a Nico, he bonked me on the head with a tape sword!"