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sorry about your face

1. Insult that suggests someones face is a bit messed up, ugly, gross etc.

2. A goodbye to use when on the phone. This replaces what you would normally say as a farewell. This also works better if said very quickly, followed by abruptly hanging the phone up.

1. Fuck you Dave and I'm sorry about your face.

2. "Ok mum, i gotta go. Sorry about your face." And then hang up the phone.

by lazyjarod December 26, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


i'm so fucking sorry

What you want to say to your ex when she's gone. When you miss her and hold on to a memory. Then you start to drink and keep holding on to that memory until that's all you have when your friends leave you because you're a self destructive drunk. You can't tell your family you are and you have no friends to depend on. So then you're left alone, holding a picture with your favorite memory and wish you could go back to it but you can't. And you continue to spiral down and don't see a bottom because one thing threw you over the edge and you can't climb back up from that fall.

Guy: I'm so fucking sorry...

by Not your friend December 4, 2013

32πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


sorry dude but what the fuck

Often used in situations where you just don't understand your fucking life.

Person1: Do you want to marry me?
Person2: Sorry dude but what the fuck?

by sorry dude but what the fuck November 19, 2017


Sorry but the princess is in another castle

What you get for saving toad.

What toad says to you after you that fat turtle's ass.

Mario: FINNALY I'm done that green, fire spitting fat as turtle.

Toad: Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

Mario: Fuck you toad.

by Peach; Toadstool February 25, 2017

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i feel sorry for you

I feel sorry for you

I feel sorry for you

by Seafishgirls1 April 3, 2021

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Sorry about your goldfish.

Easier way of asking for someone's tiddy pics.

Bro I just told my Sorry about your goldfish. You think she will send?

by Sorry about your goldfish. February 18, 2021


I’m sorry FBI agent

If you typed this into the search bar you probably just searched up Bee Movie R34.

Young Timothy was very ashamed that he had searched up naked emoji movie characters, and typed β€˜I’m sorry FBI agent’ into the search bar.

by pureboredom March 25, 2023