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A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.
Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.
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Legit, totally woke, like, bare informed.
Man, my professor of 18th century is woke as fuck.
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if you thought one woke person was bad enough, we present to you: woke mob
Democrat turned Republican: The woke mob defunds the police after a single police killing and bans guns after a single shooting. However, the rise in crime due to a unpoliced and disarmed citizenry seems to be of no concern. Short-term thinking politicians who follow this sort of ideology will destroy this country.
Woke mob: *Goes batshit insane*
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The label conservatives slap on anything they don't agree with, to dehumanize and make themselves feel more important than everyone else
The woke mob dumped my tea into the river, we need the red coats to restore law and order in the colonies
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It's like New Coke, which wasn't coke at all.
(noun) The current advocacy movements, and people belonging to them, who try so hard to be socially accepting and "woke" that they end up being problematic.
(adj) A quality of an idea, which tries too hard to be socially aware and ends up being problematic.
Oh look, there goes the NEW WOKE, using the four Nubian Pharoahs to erase Egyptian Identity and claim culture and history, despite the artwork of all the other pharoahs, cause somehow that's pro black.
Martha: Doesn't claiming that not wanting to touch certain genitals is transphobic, play into the 90s and 00s stereotypes that trans people don't care about attraction or desires, which was used to justify anti-trans violence?
Delilah: Shhh, its the NEW WOKE, they don't know what they're doing.
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Terminal Wokeness is the state of a company franchise or product that becomes so Woke that it has lost and or abandoned what fans and customers formerly found appealing about it.
Terminal Wokeness exists in an era where more and more Western companies became Woke and this causes those that are or were so invested in the company product or franchise to vote with their money or vote with their feet and leave. This led to observable losses in the company or mass abandonment or rejection of the company product or franchise by current and or former fans and customers.
Sometimes known as Get Woke Go Broke.
Terminal Wokeness describes to the fan and customer that the company franchise or product would rather push "approved" politics ideology and world view such as Social Justice Feminism and Political Left, over making a good product tv show and movie telling a story or improve upon what they have already built.
Terminal Wokeness: When something becomes so Woke that it can no longer return to what it once was.
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another way to say “smoke the weed” but so only top-notch stoners will understand you
i’m gonna go woke the schweed if you wanna come