Crib Notes

The notes you write for an open-note exam or quiz.

Billy does not take notes during class. Now that the teacher has announced an open-note exam, Billy has to spend the night making crib notes.

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Brown note

A note that cuases an uncontroleble bowl movement. Said to be 2 octevs below middle c on the recorder. I play the french horn which in translation would be 5 notes bellow my low F.

I was practising dark adventures, when I dicesdid to experment with the brown note. Well I wound up with a bounch of tollet paper and soild my new boxers.

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G-Note

When you score a goal. Mostly used in hockey, can be used in soccer or other sports as well.

'You G-Note this weekend man?'
'Yea dude I G-Noted twice'

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Dually Noted

When something is justly noted, but also of, or pertaining to, multiple purposes.

Frank: "Hey, Jeff, your zipper is unzipped and your shoes are untied."
Jeff: "Dually noted, Frank."

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comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

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mash note

a flattering letter or note offering or proposing sex

I'm tired of those mash notes she sends.

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note to self

funny website where you can write advice for everyone to see www.ntself.com

Note to self, Check for dishes before pissing in the sink.

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