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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 1, 2017


Paint can

A paint can is someone who you would consider to be a hater of yours. They are always rude and never agree with anything you do

Ugh she’s such a paint can

by Paint can May 28, 2019


Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.

I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.

by Ninja Medic November 6, 2011


Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.

This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.

by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019


Mario Paint

A paint program/animation tool/music creation tool made by Nintendo for the Super NES in 1992. The game made use of the Super NES Mouse, which was bundled alongside the game.

I made a beautiful drawing in Mario Paint.

by Yoshi128k February 18, 2021


bitch paint

make-up that some women overuse to the point where they look ridiculous.

Guy: "Would you look at Melissa, she looks like a total slut."

Guy 2: "Yea, she has way too much bitch paint on."

by SwagOfNewYork June 18, 2012


builders paint

Semen, particularly semen stains on clothing.

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint

by stusx10 January 11, 2018