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When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.
A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.
Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.
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The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.
When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!
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If a girl eats diced pineapple, her pussy gonna taste better
-Last night I ate this girl vagina. She tasted so good.
-I bet she's eating loads of diced pineapples.
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Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
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One of the dankest weed strands known to clinics. It will give you one of the best high's you will ever have. Not related to pinapple express
think of smoking 5 bowls of orange kush to the dome. Its like that, pineapple XX is the shit
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Phraze origionally coined by comedian Alun Cochrane.
Means someone who hates Pinapple on Pizza, and goes 'Absolutely balistic' at the suggestion of a Hawaiian.
Alun: Lets get a Hawaiian.
Dan: NOOOOOOO! ITS A FRUIT! YOU CANT PUT FRUIT IN A FUCKIN' PIZZA WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?
Alun: Wooooooah!!....
Alun: You do know that technically tomatos a fruit dont you?
Dan: FUCK OFF!
Alun: You're such a Pineapple Nazi..
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When you lather your dick in Elmer's glue, roll around in pine needles and then penetrate an old nigress.
Joe: Hey man, I did a crusty pineapple last night.
Bob: Shit.
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