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when you eat so much pizza you have cramps and can’t move
Kevin: Yo did you eat that whole pizza by yourself
Jessica: Yes now my stomach is killing me
Kevin: That’s cause you have pizza cramps
Rogue slices of pizza discovered in the cracks of a couch after a long night of drinking and/or smoking the devil’s cabbage.
Often consumed, though always in secret.
After her third slice of couch pizza, Maria realised those little pepperoni were actually pennies.”
"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."
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A Man or woman who is 1/2 Jewish- 1/2 Italian.
"That pizza bagel boy is so hot! I want to do him now!".
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The kind of "love" that young kids that date experience, due to their incapacity to know what real love is. Similar to Puppy Love.
"Oh, you're only in pizza love. You love her the way you love pizza"
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A concrete pizza occurs when plant matter such as grass and leaves finds its way or is placed onto a concrete or cement surface before it dries. For added effect, one may put tomatoes, onions, and even pepperoni in the mix. If a sealer is applied onto a concrete pizza, it is then known as a complete concrete pizza.
WARNING: Concrete pizzas are not edible. Consumption will result in dental damage, esophageal lacerations, digestive system shutdown, and probably death. If ingested, contact Wendy Northcutt from the Darwin Awards immediately, because you would be a serious candidate for the award.
Note: Concrete pizzas can be ugly and structurally weak; customers are highly unlikely to pay for them.
"The customer was not very impressed by the concrete pizza on his porch, and was even less impressed when we sealed it with tomatoes and onions.
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