When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.
Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!
A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends
non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge
Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)
If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking
The direct effect of one to many viagra.
Bobbi took to many blue bills and now suffers from plank syndrome
smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume
errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started