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When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
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A game made as well as originally distributed by PopCap, Plants vs. Zombies is a Tower Defense game were players unlock and choose specific plants to fight an army of zombies threatening to eat their brains. The first game was published in 2009, and ever since PopCap was bought by EA, more games (a sequel, two shooter spinoffs, and a card game) have been released.
Amongst the roster of plants, they can be classified into several categories - the plants either generate SUN which you use to place more plants; some are environment modifiers. Some apply negative effects to the zombies; some outright damage them.
This Plants vs Zombies game is actually kinda addictive.
The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.
Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
"Gay Plant" also known as "Sage" is a raging homosexual. A common nickname for a "Gay Plant" is "Sage". Sage stands for: Stupid, Angry, Gay, Egg. The "GayPlant" nickname originated from the Sage's name being a plant. Therefore she is gay plant who runs a farm
Joe: Im gonna kill all the queers including Gay Plant!!!!!😡😡😡
Me: NOOOO!!!1!1!1!1! Leave my fruit cake alone!1!1!!1!1 👿👿👿👿
Joe: OmG I'm so sorry😞😞😟😟😟😢😢😢😭😭😭😣😣😣
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Toilet, loo, bog, crapper, pisser, toilor.
Excuse me, where is the poo production plant?
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A lying manipulative person who seeks to turn places into their toxic battleground and seeks to ruin your relationships. They are not to be trusted and are extremely dangerous to communities.
Mushroomz is a Toxic Snake Plant
A Prick sometimes mistaken for the head of a cock. More often a fuckstick dickwad that has nothing else to do but write work instructions for his fat ass not breast having, fat ass kid, stoopid son, and r-tard self. Often enjoys reading meaningless books, and wasting time holding social meetings with complete strangers that he pays to listen to him. Sometimes spoken to as a cocksucker that loves filthy sanchez fingers in his mouth. Also known as a pervert in which likes to suck the pee pee off of young boys balls
Dude, your such an Al Plant Manager, you need to have a coat hanger ran up your pee hole, twisted around, kicked in the balls and then thrown off a 287 storie building
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