spaff rag

piece of cloth used to wipe up excess semen.

'If I wake up one more time with a spaff rag stuck to my face there'll be trouble!'

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off the rag

when a woman is done with menstruation-or the rag.

boy: you are touchy today, i just wanted to ask you some questions.
girl: i can't help it i am extra sensitive!
boy: let me know when you are off the rag and then we'll talk.

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butt rag

a rag inserted between the buttcheeks to handle the sweat

my butt rag fell out of my ass in the middle of having sex

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peanutbutter rag

the towel used and reused to catch a man's genetic material (sperm), so he dosen't get it on his bed, body, dog, ect. (the name is derived from the distinctive scent that the towel has because of its repeated use without being cleaned).

Troll was bored so he got out his peanutbutter rag when he started to play, so he could catch his "fun".

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Smash Rag

A towl, t-shirt, sock etc that is stored in arms reach of the place a man masturbates or regularly has sex etc. A smash rag should not be washed very often.

'Oh honey ive got jiz in my belly button. Can you please fetch me the smash rag?'

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louis rag

a louis vuitton "rag" is a scarf, bandana, bandeau, etc. It is worn either around the neck, out of your back pocket, tied to your louis bag, or through your belt loop.

brand new outfit wit a louis rag, tied through my belt loop or my louis bag

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cum rag

A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.

Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.

(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!

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