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When performing doggystyle on the beach quickly pull your dick out dunk it in the sand whilst it’s wet and stick it back in the girl your fucking whilst pulling there arms back to make them scream like a seagull
I turned her in to a seagull last night, safe to say she wasn’t impressed
A seagull is a male or female that hovers and hollers(cakaws) at someone they find attractive, many times displaying the "mine" syndrome towards anyone they perceive as a threat to stealing their bread (said attractive person)
"Damn ma, you fine. Lemme get them digits."
"No thank you"
"Come on girl, Holla at yo boy"
"Not interested"
"Why you gotta be like that, I just wanna get to know you"
girl checks phone
"Oh, who's that? Your man"
"Quit being a seagull"
where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest
jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot
When you indulge in the action of standing in a corner of room wanking a jerk and as your about to rip a fat nut you run up on someone and unload the loc ness monster of a load onto them resulting in the conclusion of the seagull.
Fred im going to rip a seagull tonight in the club I heard they have great corners with a ton of people waiting for get seagulled on.
white bird with grey wings, squawks annoyingly, swoops in, dive bombs, steal food, then fly away
AAAAAAAAARGH those seagulls stole my fish and chips
I'm trying to change and there is a seagull peeping through my window, I hope it isn't one of those government drones trying to spy on me.