Trap Season

Time to hustle, work hard, and get money

Boy: Im so tired of being broke
Friend: You already know its trap season time to work hard

Boy: Thats a bet

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mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.

Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!

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seasoned pussy

An older woman's vagina whose been very sexually active throughout life

That really friendly 55 yr old lady by the bar has some seasoned pussy.

The hot ass old women in those tight, tiny ass dresses by you, are seasoned pussy !

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cap season

Capricorn Astrology December 22 – January 19

Cap Season is amung us!

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election season

1. a condition every two to four years wherein road work suddenly appear, posters are made of hints and advertisements talk about the good works of self-appointed noble people who want to be appointed

What's up with all the asphalt on the roads? Oh it's election season.

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Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

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Bear Season

Women's periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. Therefore, when a woman is on her period, it is called "Bear Season".

Dude, did you bang her last night?

Nah, its bear season.

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