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A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant
"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.
Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5
Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.
Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad
The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.
We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.
To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.
You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.
When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days
Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
A shot of half Fireball and half Rumpleminze
3 shots of Satan's semen please, and lemon drop for the ladies