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Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.
Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman
Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant
"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.
We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.
Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.
Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5
Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.
Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad