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Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant
"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.
We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.
Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.
Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5
Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.
Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad
Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.
I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.
A man of great stature and pleasure both in his cum kingdom and in the mainland
Look the SEMEN KING is back.