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Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
To forcibly harvest someones semen against there will
Ben just semen padanged the doorline
A cumdumpster that doesn't intend to get pregnant
"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
The stiffening of fabric by way of post ejaculation clean-up.
We found a sock under our teenage sons bed that was semen starched.
A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
Dude that bitch was a semen specialist
When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.
The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.
Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
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Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.