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YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH YOU SAT ON A BABY. THAT WAS A Baby sit
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(V.) sitingass-
the act of doing absolutley nothing. sitting on ones behind (or ass) instead of doing somthing productive, such as going out at night, going to work, or simply moving ones pathetic body from their couch.
used in a phone call...
JOE: hey jimmy what are you doing?
JIMMY: nothin man, just sitting ass, you?
JOE: you know im sitting ass.
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Sit - Stay is what a group of guys tells a dude to do when they want him to sit on a chair with his hands tied behind his back and blindfolded. Then they each face-fuck him and have cumgasms which he swallows and tries to identify by the taste of their cum. They continue doing this until everyone has been identified.
On one of our FratX night parties, the other cadets told me to Sit - Stay and I had to suck dick until I could identify all the other cadets by the taste of their cum!
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Sexual position in which the giver sits on a bed or other surface with their legs open, and has their partner lying on their back with their legs over the giver's shoulders. It is quite an awkward position to get into, so the easiest way to get into it is by having the receiver lay down backwards from a kneeling position and then swing their legs up-and-over. Although a fairly comfortable position for both partners, it does lack in mobility for penetration.
The sitting bull is my favorite sexual position!
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A state of mind when you are high and cant find a comfortable position to sit it. Usually after you drink a coke to fast.
Dude 1: "Guys! Im sitting bloated!"
Dude 2: "Shut Up!"
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The act of waiting on a very important phone call. "IN THE OLDEN DAYS" (i.e., roughly two decades ago) this act would necessitate that a person remain home, near the phone, engaged in quiet activities. While phone sitting, you would have to quickly disengage yourself from all calls other than the expected one. Even walking down to the driveway may result in missing that oh-so-very-important call, such as from a perspective employer. This annoyance has become much less common in the past twenty years thanks to caller ID, call waiting, voice mail, and cell phones.
1) "I cannot go out tonight, I put a classified ad in the newspaper and now I am phone sitting."
or,
2) "He said he would call me back about the new job. I cannot turn my cell phone off because I am phone sitting."
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