Random
Source Code
Random
When you meant to say suicide but attocorrect hates you.
(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
5👍 1👎
An asshole that's so muddy you don't even need to lubricate your cock to get it in.
Since that chick only uses one piece of toilet paper, I was able to do the Crow Slide on her.
8👍 2👎
The term given when a man has intercourse with a woman on her menstrul cycl
Bob was so eager to have sex with Sally, he did not mind ridding the red slide.
7👍 2👎
The Act of making a left turn as soon as the light turns green in fromt of opposing traffic without the aid of a left turn arrow. The Pittsburgh Slide is an act of disrespect to the first car in line of opposing traffic.
How dare he Pittsburgh Slide me ...Ishould have ran into that fuck!
38👍 23👎
Basketball move, seen on the and1 tapes.
He pulled a slip and slide then took it to da house sucka
42👍 26👎
When a man who appear to be straight men and dates women but really they think that no one knows that they engage in covert homosexual activity with other men I e sliding back and forth
Brenda just found thru some text messages that show her bf of two months has been sliding with other guys at gay dive bars
3👍 45👎