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spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017


spencer vanetten

spencer vanetten, a school where the bathrooms always smell fruity… along with half of the students that attend. a school where it is “cool” to be hillbillies and say the n word and f slur. and if you think education comes before weed… you’re trippin.

oh you go to spencer vanetten? yikes…”

by ky/kani August 1, 2022


Spencer Asamoah

Brother Slavery

Spencer Asamoah, the brother slavery died in the gulag again

by shalomboys June 20, 2020


Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.

Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

by YesPapa47 July 31, 2021


Madi Spencer

a slut, piece of shit, better off dead

That girl just Madi Spencer'd me

by lmfaouh April 18, 2017


Jesse Spencer

He is the hottest man alive. he plays Matthew Casey on Chicago fire.

I found Jesse Spencer on Chicago fire in 2015

by jesse spencer fan January 8, 2021


Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye December 30, 2017