African Subway

When you shit into another person's asshole.

"Hey, I heard that Sean and Sally rode the African Subway last night."

Subway surf

A game that needs ultimate focus and agility which can only be mastered by the greatest of the even greater. The fancy men blessed this game upon us year 2012 this is when the chosen ones rose to take care of with class.

Unknowing fool: omg! What’s that game I’ve never seen it

Mischievous genius: it is subway surf you bastard, now scram I can’t be seen with people of your knowledge class.

Same fool: but I only wanted to know what you were playing
Mischievous genius: you can’t get the gift you have to be born with if, every morning I wake and begin grinding subway surf. It’s not a choice you get chosen by the life style.
The fool: (too flabbergasted to even utter a word falls to his knees and prays in silence…..)

working at subway

when you'r looking pretty sub-missive and bread-able

Hey homie, yur're looking like you are working at subway tonight. Mind if I get that $5 foot long?