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When you drop your load in a dead fish then cover it in human shit and cook it only to feed to your sexual partner.
ME: I gave her an INDIAN SUSHI BAR
GUY: I just loled
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translate it into Turkish and you will find out what you truly are :D
It gets to the point when you become so sus you become a very calm sushi flue.
Me: hey kid say sushi without the hi
Stupid child: sus
Me: :0
When u are going down on a girl with a fishy smelly cunt!
"Ahhh mate it was like eating sushi off a barbers floor"
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A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.
This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.
For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.
Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
a person in which they think they are of caucasian decent when really they are very asian.
see that asian bitch she hanging with the white chicks man she an uh oh sushi roll for sho.
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You watched the Ebay ad and thought it was funny so you searched it up
Person1: Hey did you see that ebay ad
person2: yes it was so funny when they said we should get sushi karol