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two in the cooch, one in the gooch

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

by LaceDogg December 12, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


top ramen cooch

When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.

I gave Sandy a top ramen cooch last night

by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch

the act of wiping your friends moms ass with your balls then sticking them in her cooch (vagina)

last night me and your mom did shit balls mother fucker in your mamas cooch.

by awesome24678 May 26, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

aleya

aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023


Cooch warmer

A friend/bro/homie that warms up cooch for you to score with

Dude chuck is the worlds greatest cooch warmer. the guy can really get me laid

by Kachuck July 30, 2010