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A sick prank where an unknown coworker defecates in another coworker's desk, usually the boss is the main target.
"The TURD BANDIT strikes again."
When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.
an active male homosexual
Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.