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A half-rate fansub group that likes to honk its own horn, run by the mental equivalent of a two year old named "ThingRanger" or something who insults everyone in Engrish whenever his own prodigious flaws of personality or logic are demonstrated.
"TV-Nihon" is run by a bunch of monkeys.
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Airy, easy-reading printed material such as Time and Wired magazine, etc., ostensibly written to inform and educate but in actuality designed to inculcate rapacious consumer desire (buy an H2; you need a new laptop, etc.) and reinforce prevailing socio-governmental and economic beliefs (diversity is our strength, housing is a “smart” investment, etc.).
Close scrutiny reveals that Paper Television’s content is little more than ill-conceived “bait” thrown out in hopes of courting the eyeballs that advertisers want desperately and will pay handsome sums of money to target. Making money is Paper TV’s primary goal. Secondarily it aims to advance liberal, egalitarian, and hypercapitalist worldviews inasmuch as doing so helps foster linear values sets in which money is the chief determinant of individual worth and merit (e.g. Sony doesn’t care what sort of person you are so long as you have the money and the will to purchase their advertised products).
The net effect of exposure to Paper Television upon those still gullible enough to read it is wholly negative, and may include such side effects as the belief that all humans are fungible, coupled with an insatiable desire to purchase goods (usually on credit) that are neither needed nor affordable to the readers of such textual dreck.
“Wired magazine? That’s just Paper TV for yupscaled dorks! You might as well watch MTV as read that crap…”
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The comfort that some individuals get from the television. IF nothing else, the fact that a TV in the room is on provides comfortable background noise rather than an actual desire to watch something. A person who depends on TV comfort might turn the TV on and immediately exit the room because he/she has a sixth sense that tingles whenever a TV is not on.
A student was exhibiting a need for TV comfort when she asked the students around her in the lounge if she could turn on the TV. After the TV warmed up, she changed to food network and flipped open her laptop to do something constructive. DAMN TV COMFORT!
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Anything I've ever bought with an "As Seen On TV" seal on it is a Piece of Shit!
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One of the best TV shows in the UK. Catch it after a good old night of alcohol abuse.
Order things when you're smashed outta your face, wake up the next day non-the-wiser, wait a few days and random shit turns up at your door, you then precede to call your mates asking why it's at your door before you realise what you were watching when you were drunk.
Ding dong...
Bidder: Oh, hello, Mr. Postman, what do you have for me today?
Bid TV guy: Some letters and a gnome ornament for your garden.
Bidder: What the fu?... Oh, this is gonna cost me.
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When you have your tv on even though you aren't watching anything.
Usually whatever you're wallpaper tv is requires no attention span and has no plot.
wallpaper tv is..
-Tv guide channel
-Any movie you've seen 2 or more times or is more than 7 years old.
-Whatever comes on after something you where actually watching.
-repeates that get shown 900 times a day (friends, madtv, anything on tvland,ect.)
person 1:"Dude, why are you watching an E True Hollywood Story of the cast of Happy Days?"
person 2(has headphones on, doing something other that watching tv) "Huh? oh, it's wallpaper tv."
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The best media company to ever exist. A thousand times better than that shitty company ECL Hub. Best streaming quality ever, way better than Sky Sports. Ran by JxseMourinho, the best media company owner of the world.
Mate, ECL TV is so much better than ECL Hub. ECL Hub is just pure dogshit.
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