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Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018


Taco Bell Talking

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012


Taco Bell

A toilet's worst nightmare.

Peter: I'm going to Taco Bell.
Toilet: Oh shit

by human1010101 November 23, 2018


Taco Bell

A Mexican fast-food franchise that, after consumption, you better run and find a nearby bathroom before you shit yourself

Citizen 1: I ate Taco Bell and my ashore exploded.
Citizen 2: Poor you...

by Animal lover 2011 December 31, 2024


Taco Bell

The definition for literal diarrhea.

"That chalupa from Taco Bell hurt me and gave me explosive diarrhea."

by ninjateamstudios March 1, 2021


Taco Bell

An onomatopoeia to dismiss negative thoughts or statements

Tanya's father, a narcissist told her she looked fat in her dress and instead of getting upset she whispered Taco Bell and left for the prom.

by hasbean September 14, 2020


Taco Bell

A young girl that is overly excited that you actually scored one of her kind.

Excited girl says to a guy in room: I'm glad you gave the "wham bam thank you ma'am"!

Guy in room says to excited girl: Bless you, taco bell

by Taco use September 24, 2023