turkey tail

When home over the holidays, hooking up with old friends.

After gorging on a holiday feast, the most succulent thing afterwards is turkey tail

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Tail Gunner

Its when you tuck your penis between your legs and pee backwards.

I thought I'd give somebody the goat but then I had to pee thus forming the tail gunner

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tail lights

- Ass, rear end.
- Rear lights on a car.

Steve has a great set of tail lights!

Hey buddy, your left tail light is out.

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hot in the tail

1. A term used to describe a particularly slutty individual.

2. A girl who always wants to get it in.

Steve: Did you know that Misty has 25 kids now?

Kevin: No, but it makes sense. In high school, she screwed the entire baseball and football teams.

Steve: Man, That girl is hot in the tail!!

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Baloney Tail

a pony tail hanging from your balls, usually with a bead attached to it.

Birky and Maxy have the longest baloney tails ever.

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Monkey Tail

An extreme version of the turtle head where the need to shit is absolutely immediate.

Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog

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Boney Tail

A guy who is bald on top and has a pony tail in the back.

I have no good example. I recently heard it on a radio show. "Look that guy has a boney tail!"

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