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cheap abortion

just shove a nice wire coat hanger up there and jiggle it around. like they used to in the olden days.

it is great for you and your little fetus that deserves death and is an easy way for a cheap abortion.

by long duck don woman January 2, 2007

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tissue abortion

The act of masturbating, and when climaxed, shooting it into a tissue or paper towel to catch the burst then discarding into the trash.

"I tissue abortioned about twelve kids last night."

Spanking the monkey often, are we?

by FunkWeasel March 3, 2011

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Giraffe Abortion

1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb

1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.

by noartificialflavor June 22, 2009

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Bangkok Abortion

An extremely violent and technical manouver, which involves smashing a large fist into the vaginal orifice, two or three times, until penetration is achieved, once it has been achieved, the fist must be rotated as many revolutions as possible, with as much force as possible, until climax is attained.

Hey russell, you see tom give that girl that extreme Bangkok Abortion last night at McDonalds?

by EyebrowShitManouver April 9, 2010

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Retroactive Abortion

Don't kill them when they are young & cute, take them out when they are teenagers & they deserve it.

As a baby, Molly seemed cute & innocent. Now as a teenager the little shit is a poster child for retroactive abortion.

by WelfareMothersMakeBetterLovers August 2, 2021

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Cosmetic Abortion

When you get an abortion for reasons not related to medical necessity, rape, or incest. An abortion that takes place simply due to the failure of an impregnated woman to successfully use contraceptives with consensual partners she's not willing bear children for, or abstain from sex altogether.

A cosmetic abortion is different from a corrective abortion in that it isn't medically or morally necessary, whereas a corrective abortion may take place due to extraordinary circumstances largely out of the mother's control or will. Mothers who seek out cosmetic abortions were reasonably capable of preventing the unwanted pregnancy in the first place, through either contraceptives or abstinence, making cosmetic abortions a procedure that's done due to a degree of sexual negligence and promiscuity of the recipient.

When most people say they support abortion, they mean only when it's medically necessary and protects victims of rape or incest. Cosmetic abortions however walks a moral tightrope considering all of the measures one can take to prevent an unwanted pregnancy, and aborting the fetus is seen as rejecting the moral responsibility and duty of raising your human child.

"Liberals always intertwine medically necessary abortions with cosmetic abortions when arguing for abortion as a whole. Stacy aborting her child's fetus because she wants to screw chad raw isn't the same as a woman getting an abortion because child birth may literally kill her. A false equivalency and guise to the fact a grand portion of abortions in America are due to sexual negligence, promiscuity, and ignorance. Should people have a constitutional right to terminate their own healthy, developing child and forfeit their parental duty?"

by nexlyfe May 5, 2022

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chicken abortion

is a filipino word which is a type of food. It is basically a cooked undeveloped egg of a chick. It is often used as a slang to call someone, it is alo called "balut" but the american troops during the 80's named it chicken abotrion because they are having hard time saying the word "balut"

:hey white boy want some chicken abortion?

:WTF is that?
:just try it !

by dugkakk boy April 28, 2011

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