The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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created one of the best bands of all time- the smashing pumpkins, and is undoubtedly in the top three of the most AWESOME frontmen of the 90s. known to most as 'that really pale tall guy with no hair that plays a bitchin' guitar', billy is evidence that not all poets are dirt poor. if you havent heard this dude's songs, what the hell are you waiting for??!!
'billy corgan is so cool'
'i named my child billy and gave him a guitar and a superman top'
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All by Billy Idol:
Rebel Yell
White Wedding
Hot in the City
Don't You
Cradle of Love
Eyes Without A Face
Flesh for Fantasy
nuff said
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When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
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A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.
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A white person who acts and portrays a southern, black persons lifestyle and persona. They rely on food stamps, welfare, and other government aid to support their own family(s) instead of working themselves due of laziness.
Get a job you lazy ass Nigger Billy!
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Billi-Jean is a woman originally from the Toronto region of Canada. She is and has been a popular and much loved internet celebrity in many venues. She is perhaps most widely recognized for her excellent blogs and journals covering homeschooling, sustainable suburban living, and her always hilarious, interesting, and poignant personal life. Common topics that she discusses are hockey, knitting, cooking, her experiences with being a vegetarian, and the hilarious stories of her family and pets. Her readership and subscribers have managed to place her blogs on many top 10 and 25 lists on a consistent basis. Her excellent photography (that accompanies her posts) also consistently turns up on the front page of Google image searches due to her popularity and high rate of linked material all across the web. Marketers regularly seek her out in an attempt to talk her into endorsing their products on her blog. She is an engineer by trade, but has chosen to be an at home mom to her two children for now. Her popularity is most likely attributed to her ability to intelligently connect people and ideas, make people laugh and cry, and create an experience that people relate to on a very personal level. Currently her personal blog is about her travels, experiences, and home in India.
Did you read Billi-Jean's post? She is so hilarious, and so right on. I can't wait for her next entry.
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