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When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain
Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle
Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.
This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.
When you graduate and realise making a hobby your job was a bad idea and you hate your job and / or you can’t find a job in the first place
q: "Who's that girl crying over there?"
a: "Oh, that's mia, she's got art degree blues."
When Ruth Bader Ginsburg absolutely roasts the living hell out of someone to the point that they can’t even respond with a proper comeback
Justice Scalia looks like he uses an IV bag full of bolognese sauce. Oop. That’s a 3rd Degree Ginsburn!!!
This expression is used whenever something so fantastic occurs, or you receive news of such a fantastical nature, that you have to describe it with a positive adjective such as, "Fantastic" - alongside the words, "to the fourth degree." By using this expression, you are emphasizing the sheer awesomeness of whatever it is you are describing. This expression can be used when you find out you are going to be a mother/father! You can also use it when describing your last coitus session.
Person 1: So dude, how was it banging that girl we met last night??
Person 2: Dude, I have never had an orgasm of such a magnitude. It was fantastic to the fourth degree.
Person 1: Marry her.
When you go down on, or have sex with a recently open scar from surgery on your mate.
Matt: "Dude I so hit that last night."
John: "Didn't she just have her appendix taken out?"
Matt: "Yeah, I totally got my doctors degree"
When someone cuts your hair so badly it feels like they killed you. It could be to short of a hair cut, not what you asked, or un-fixable.
They killed me and my hair with 20th degree murder.