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A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.
That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares
Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche
A word which, when mentioned, causes insecure guitarists to moan like cynical old people.
'Have you played Guitar Hero ?'
'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah
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A type of statement or act, whether verbal or physical, that conveys a sense of pride in honor of the performance of said statement or act, that is by its nature cheesy, sappy, and excessive. A Guitar solo is almost always followed with a "heh" or a noise or action with similar exclamatory meaning.
More applicably, someone can actually "be" a guitar solo if they make a statement or behave in a way that has become so desperately conventional or standard as to render the statement or behavior cheesy, sappy, and excessive (think motivational speakers).
"Heh, gonna pick up Lisa later, take her for a ride in my Hemme truck and get road dome heh."
"Heh, you city boys and your two-wheel drive trucks are no match for my Ford 4x4 and its killer towing capacity, heh."
"Dude, how many times did that speaker say 'in this economy' and mention how we needed to 'get er done' in order to get out of the recession?"
"I know dude, that guy was such a guitar solo. I seriously just wanted to start playing the air guitar right in front of him."
"It's not about staying up, heh, its about getting up after you fall down, heh."
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A game for retards who don't have enough musical talent to play a real guitar.
Good Song Plays
Guitar Hero Homo: OMFG I CAN PLAY THIS ON GUITAR HERO.
Non Fag: So what queer any retard can play a stupid fucking stick with 5 buttons.
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A game that is infinitely better than FNAF.
Guitar Hero is fucking awesome!
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just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.
Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?
Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.
Person 1: Me too.
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