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Getting your ass kicked by a major Harvard badass - in anything and everything you do. You quickly learn the only place success comes before work is in the dictionary"
I was in line for a partnership before Blackmon Harvey Spectered my ass.
HCBC. The only bible conference on the island. The summer staff being 100% sunshine and rainbows and all the guys have hooked up with all the girls. Everybody knows everybody. you want drama? see the girls dorm. wanna see guys betting to shower with one another? go see the guys dorm. adventure awaites with catching the shuttle every 15 minutes and countless wawa trips. catch us at mercer road to the beach to see at least 3 staff members making out or passed out. anything's possible at hcbc. why do we stick around for being underpayed and having curfew? anne.
harvey cedars bible conference is a place where christ finds people and changes lives.
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Shooting someone in a window while outside on the ground/in a car.
Dude 1: Did you hear about that drive by shooting the other day? This guy was just looking out his window, admiring the view, when someone drove up and shot him dead.
Dude 2: Yeah man. That dude got totally Reverse Lee Harvey Oswald'd
Above the City and State Level.
Untouchable by the Court system.
Entitled to and enforcer and Dictator of the Nation's Capital.
One of many bosses of federally funded programs.
Statements cannot be refuted/Negated.
Entitled to knowledge provided by the City, State and federal Government.
*walks up to car lot*
Me:"give me a car of my choosing"
salesperson:"You must be Lawon Andre Harvey Washington"
*throws him the keys to the vehicle"
Law Washington on Washington untouchable above Not obligated Boss Entitled Court
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person 1: bro lee harvey oswald is a national hero
person 2: bro youre so right
person 1 + 2: passionate lovemaking
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Compairs nicely to the controversal bullet in the Kennedy assassination, just during sex. The Lee Harvey Oswald occurs when the man pulls out of the girl and cums everywhere, landing in 3 or more places, how the bullet hit 3 different places on kennedy.
"That cum landed on the tv, the desk, and the mirror. He must be working the lee harvey oswald."
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