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The current president of the United States of America. Elected into office by people who are either jaded into thinking that all conservatives think like Bush, white people who want to appear progressive because they're voting for a black person into office without looking at his background or experience, black people who've never voted before, but vote now without doing any kind of research about him because he's a 'brother' or the 'Hope' ads made them think it's cool to vote for him, or the occasional rational being who voted for him because they weighed thier options and figured he'd be better than McCain.
Johnny: Are you voting for Obama or McCain?
Hank: I don't know, they're both kinda douches :P
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The Magic Negro; a widely accepted sociological concept applied to the 44th US President. Not to be confused with the magic dragon, which Obama puffed (and inhaled).
Obama, the Magic Negro, will make everything right -- LA Times.
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Verb. To steal, acquire without the owner's consent, or take. A sense of entitlement is required.
Damn dawg, I want some camping stuff. why don't we just obama it from them cracker scouts?
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the new president of the united states. In all honesty, nothing can be said about him right now because he hasn't fucked up or succeeded yet. However, his campaign has sparked a new age of stupidity. (Not Obama's fault however)
I have news for you people. EVERYONE is a least a little bit racist. EVERYBODY has prejudice, and if you deny it you are most likely a total fuckhead. Contrary to popular belief, white people aren't the only ones who can be racist. Black people are racist, Asians are racist, Hispanics are racist, EVERYONE is racist. reasons and degrees of racism vary with EACH individual. Not everyone who voted for obama voted for him because he was black, but some people did. Not everyone who vote for mccain did it because he was white, but some did. GET THE FUCK OVER IT
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america's first black king. i say king because he has more or less (mostly more) gotten all he wants by talking about a mysterious "change" he plans to bring about. questionable backgrounds and ever changing, money draining plans are never brought up because if somebody does, they are immeadiately rebuked for being racist. he has recreated his childhood and the religion he was for twenty years, claiming they never existed. he can spend billions to take a few hundred to a cruise ship to get away from all the stress of working to bring about a change nobody really knows all the details on. and now his new anthem written by a certain Glenn beck.
All hail the messiah
Obama, Obama
The path to the new socialist motherland
Our savior, our savior
Obama, Obama
The leader more famous than Lindsay Lohan
Bow down and praise the one
Give him your money and your guns
Give us a country
That makes your wife proud
Lord Barry heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of the hope of the change!
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To go to the lengths of of using your privileges (in this case presidential) to get what you want, although these actions would be either frowned upon or disregarded as scandalous if done so by another president. e.g George Bush. To 'Obama' something, it has to be spontaneous and outrageous and dominate, as if there was no way you could be rejected.
Hey, I asked this girl for her phone number but she declined. No worries, I'll just Obama her phone number through the NSA. Get me some Booty call tonight!
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Change...
Change...
Change...
Change...
CCCCCHHHHAAAANNNGGGEEEE
Obama: CHANGE
Obama Supporter: CHANGE
Insane Obama Supporter: CCCCCHHHHAAAANNNGGGEEEE
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