Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

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Pain in the dick

1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.

2. When something may cause your dick much pain.

1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."

2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."

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royal pain

some one or some thing that is annoying; a difficult annoyance.

That girl was such a royal pain.

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sympathy pains

When someone you love is in pain and you are in pain because you love them so much. In other words, When the person you love..(your sould mate)..Is in pain..and you are in the same type of pain because you have sympathy for them.

My boyfriend and I are sick and having the same symptoms as each other..I think I am having sympathy pains for him.

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Thought Pain

When someone says something so disgusting and mind-bending, you feel like momentarily killing yourself.

Lets say your sitting at your desk working on your computer, and your mom suddenly walks in and RIPS open your peehole.

Yes, you just experienced thought pain.

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pain barrel

Not allowing others to see pain which is widely considered a sign of weakness.

I don't care if you're tired, pain barrel!

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cool pains

The pains you get when doing something particularly cool, or when you're in a heightened state of coolness. The pain usually manifests itself as a stomach cramp

homey 1: What's happenin' G unit, why y'all doubled over and rolling round on the floor and shit?

homey 2: I just tried my new robot dance without warming up, I gots me a dose of the cool pains bra

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