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When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?
“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”
It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go