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A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?
“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”
The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.
Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."
When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.