White Tornado

When a man is being sexually stimulated to orgasm on a spinning office chair and at the climax gets spun around vigorously thus, creating a white tornado. And/or a women sitting on a spinning office chair is encircled by a group of males and as they climax to orgasm, spewing their seminal fluids all over her as she spins round and round creating a funnel like effect of semen.

Did you hear? Dale got caught in a White Tornado last night.
Yeah, I heard he's allergic.

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tornado touchdown

A single piece of poop that does not break off from your butthole until it touches the surface of the toilet water

"Man that Mexican food sure was good"
"I think I'm gonna have a tornado touchdown"

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Tornado Food

A white, southern, individual, who lives in a trailer and is ignorant to life. Can also refer to any ethnicity of low intelligence living in comparable squaller.

That tornado food needs to clean out his kiddie pool and take that car on blocks off his front lawn.

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Tornado Spin

A skateboard trick made by Jamal Smith, local skater from Philadelphia. The trick consists of a Fakie Bigspin back to zasters 360. There is a video of him on YouTube, but the instructions are a little vague with him doing other tricks while trying to teach.

Jamal Smith: Ok, this is how you do the Tornado Spin.

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Tornado of incompetence

An overly-confident, yet completely unqualified, leader who unwittingly leaves a wide path of destruction in their wake.

We we're almost finished with our project, until the Tornado of Incompetence - TOI - showed up! Now, I've gotta work all weekend!

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Tornado Syndrome

Tornado Syndrome is a disease that makes one overuse shitty dead memes and the words "no u" in a discord chat.
It is a strain of Slimtism, which is a worse form of Tornado Syndrome. once one is infected they begin to make fun of themselves, by changing their discord name to "The Jewish Belgian" and "de shat" which shows that they are indeed a victim of Tornado Syndrome.

Tornado Syndrome is real, don't go to builigium or you will get it

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Awkward Tornado

- Used an awkward turtle can't/won't break the awkwardness of a situation.

- Person verbally states that the current situation is an "awkward tornado."

- If used correctly, the awkward "cloud" should disappear, and the members of the situation should begin to converse, thus eliminating said awkwardness.

Silence*

Person #1: Dude, its like an awkward tornado in here

Persons #2, 3, 4, 5: Ah, yes it is

*Conversation begins.

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