Something that is very awesome. Most commonly used in Ventura, CA.
Jeff: "How was that cheeseburger?"
Ronaldo: "Dude, it was totes bowser."
An exclamation expressing utter admiration, envy or awe.
Or a word defining the epicness or coolness of an event.
-I just got a new penguin!
-OMG that's totes uh-y bruh!!!
or
-Fluffy socks are totes uh-y
awe epicness coolness admiration totes envy
A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.
Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.
An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.
Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!
Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.
Totally imbalanced to a degree as to be unfair. Used originally in reference to real life or simulated combat between asymmetric combatants.
Example: US vs Saddam was totes imba. That's why he was hiding in a hole.
Example: Space Marines need to be nerfed bc Dawn of War 2 is totes imba..