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You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it
Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?
Cindy: Why you wanna know that?
Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?
Cindy: Why?
Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch
(2 hours later)
Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier
Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?
Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
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What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.
Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
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Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.
I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!
Your mom getting fucked by 3 dudes
Dude I just had a 4 way traffic jam with your mom.
A variation of the ‘Slovakian Traffic Cone’, individuals are placed underneath an upturned traffic cone held by their peers. Excessive amounts of beers are then poured into the funnel-like cone to then be consumed by those underneath. If conducted properly, this shall result in the recipients of the Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone being utterly drenched and partially blinded by the alcohol delivered through the funnel.
Ahh mate, let’s finish off the night with a cheeky Eyebrook Lodge Traffic Cone for good measure.
Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.
Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!
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When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.
Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."
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