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When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
a booger,mucose
i just flung a nose turd at the teacher
When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.
tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens
When you take a dump, it is that last chunk of poop left in your toilet that pops back out after you flushed.
Common man, flush a second time! I just went in the bathroom and seen your regurgi-turd left in the toilet!
Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.