This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.
Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.
an active male homosexual
Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
A person who often states a negative aspect of any situation.
The critical TV announcer of the Olympic ice skaters is a turd finder.
When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
The portion of the 'saddlebags' cleaved by tight underwear, creating a fleshy bulge on the side of the leg that shows through the pants. 'Meat Turds' most often occur on women with 'junk in the trunk', but only those who refuse to purchase panties that aren't a size too small.
Aaron: "Holy shit, look at the meat turds on that fine lady!"
Derek: "That's not a lady, my friend... but yes, those are some glorious meat turds!"
a booger,mucose
i just flung a nose turd at the teacher