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Finding out the person you have been with for close to 7 years (CP) is the one person you swore you would never FUCK with, then you realize that you were the #1 participant in a game that only PLAYERS knew you were not going to win at any given time, Now the game is over and you sit back and think to yourself you should have FORFEITED along time ago......
CP finally showed his true colors and committed the ultimate deceit against KH after 7 years!
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An absolute crap sport that sissy metrosexual guys who are useless at all other sports play, along with women, most of whom are again lacking in athletic ability. The only skills required in this game are the ability to throw a frisbee, and run.
In many cities in Canada this joke of a sport is monopolizing public fields that should be available for practices to those who play on teams in serious sports leagues (soccer, rugby, football, Australian rules football, Gaelic football, etc.) Ultimate frisbee teams have used the sexism card to monopolize these public fields, arguing that since their teams are mixed sex, they should get priority over the single sex teams in these other sports, the vast majority of which are male. If you confront them and suggest there should be equitable distribution of the time of said field, one or more of the metrosexuals involved will have a hissy fit.
My Australian rules football team could no longer practice where we used to because the ultimate frisbee metrosexuals managed to convince the politically correct Toronto City Hall that they should get to use the field whenever they please, solely because their teams are mixed sex.
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the act of jumping off a building or high surface, of at least one story or higher, where the human body will NOT reach terminal velocity, and punching someone on the fall down.
"He just screamed Ultimate Punch, then he jumped off the three story building and puched someone who was standing on the ground"
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Played mostly at underfunded schools and invented by Hippies(myth).
The invention of this great sport goes to the americans this time.
Canada 3
USA 2
Confucius says China has 1
Basically American Football minus: Contact, running with the ball, masculinity, Refs, Drunk fans, sober fans, Fans in general, skill, a ball(substituted with a frisbee), equipment, Tv Coverage, Plays that work, alcahol(if substituted, subbed in with POT).
The few who like it, like it alot. The many who dislike it have very good reason too.
Ultimate frisbee requires 2 things, You and a frisbee. A field and friends to play it with are optional.
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A suck-ass poorman's version of a "sport" for all the kids who couldn't run, couldn't jump, couldn't throw, couldn't catch, couldn't remember plays, and were generally too unathletic to play with the rest of the kids during recess. Eventually they got together a invented a game that required only enough skill to reach out and grab a disc as it hovers in front of you. Running with it is no longer allowed, and even the slightest wind makes the game unplayable. The mechanics of the game are soo easy that players try to make it more interessting by catching between their legs or behind their back. This rivals the difficulty of say, tying your shoes, something that frisbee players probably can't do(hippies dont wear shoes).
Gu: hey dawg, want to scrimm with some flying novelty disc? duuude?
Mark: no, I'm too good for your garbage sport for losers.
*Gu walks away realizing he has wasted his life playing ultimate frisbee...
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To bust a nut through a use of asphyxiating ones self during orgasm.
David Carradine died the way most any man would want to. He died experiencing the Ultimate Nut.
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The One who by rejecting The Truth who Is The Most High, resigns himself to never being able to “actually” live & be Real.🔥
Satan Is The Ultimate Loser; The Ultimate Loser Is The One Whose Heart Rejects The Truth.
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