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You have intercourse with you’re mom and have a sister, then have intercourse with her and her child will become your grandson/granddaughter and it will be your sisters kids so your also a uncle grandpa
Let me tell you the story of how I became Uncle Grandpa
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Boomer is a bubble gum that will spread wide of its elastic nature. Same used In tamil slang, if someone tries to irritate with some cringe words, especially old age people, assumes that they know everything and at every moment they will warn you in any situation with cringe words
I tried to start a new business with my idea but Boomer uncle ask me to go for government job
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1.Parents brother who, having paedophaelic (and sometimes homosexual) tendancies, often crept into your room late at night while drunk to 'play' with you under the covers. Can be characterised by using phrases such as "This can be our little secret," or "don't tell Mummy and Daddy." 2.Paedophile or rock spider. 3.Sexually devious or sick induvidual.
1.I have a sneaky uncle. 2.There was a sneaky uncle creeping around our schoolyard.
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The incestious offspring of your grandmother and your brother, or your grandfather and your sister. Being the brother of your mother, and therefore your uncle, and the son of your sister, and therefore your nephew. He is your respectable Uncle Nephew, and he is quite a debauchery of gene mixing.
Good Ol' Leonard Bobby Ferguson was sitting on the top of Mount Rushmore one day when he saw his Grandmother wearing a very revealing outfit.
See, him and his Grandmother were only about twenty years apart due to the family tradition of giving birth at the age of ten. Leonard, who I'll refer to from now on as Leo, felt the old feelings rising in him again and brought his family to a new low by commiting an act of incest with his own grandmother, which she enjoyed just as much as he did...for fuck's sake.
Anyway, eight (not nine) months later their offspring was born. Leo's brother Siegfried reluctantly called this new family member his "Uncle Nephew."
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When you insert the tongue into the ear of an unwilling recipient.
Billy gave me an Uncle Willy last night and told me not to tell anyone...What should I do?
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A guy that tells his wife/girlfriend about the exploits of his friends, thus getting his friends in trouble with their wives/girlfriends. Usually done preemptively to try to maintain innocence.
Jerry is such an uncle dude, he told his wife we went to a massage parlor and she told my wife.
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