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A style of dress that adopts the iconoclastic auti-authoritism of punk but instead of transgressing social norms by dressing in red and black, dresses ostentatiously flamboyant---often with lots of colors, rainbows, or overall absurdity.
It's easy to know someone is telling you how it is when they dress in unicorn punk.
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A man who derives total pleasure and happiness from providing oral to orgasm for his partner without the need for reciprocation or intercourse.
My Oral Unicorn is soooo much better than dildos, vibrators or masturbation.
A (usually married) m+f couple seeking out a third. They will insist the potential third must be a natal female, and preferably young, pretty, bisexual, and interested in sex with both partners. By the time you've listed all of that, you're looking for a person that's so rare and highly sought-after that, "you're looking for unicorns."
Advertisement: "We're a m+f couple looking for a third! Must be a a cis female, aged 18-25 years old, pretty, submissive, and unlikely to get attached. Bonus if she's willing to act as the an unpaid babysitter and housekeeper. Please send picture and a message telling us why we should choose you."
Person reading the ad: "OK, so you're a unicorn hunter. Sure, those girls are out there, but the chance of finding one is so low that you might as well be hunting for unicorns."
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A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face and joy in their day.
I received some unicorn mail today.
Charlie the Unicorn is a very popular video that's been spread across the internet over youtube, myspace, newgrounds, and other flash animation websites. In this video, a pink unicorn and a blue unicorn badger a white unicorn named Charlie into going to a location known as Candy Mountain. On the way to Candy Mountain, the pink and blue unicorn get guidance from the magical liopleurodon, which is a dinosaur that speaks an unidentifiable language, which Charlie can't understand. After getting directions from the liopleurodon, the pink and blue unicorns lead Charlie to a bridge, which is "like covered in splinters." After crossing the bridge, Charlie and the other two unicorns arrive at Candy Mountain. Although the pink and blue unicorns beg Charlie to go inside the Candy Mountain cave, he refuses to enter. The two unicorns then get help from the letters C, A, N, D, and Y. Letter Y serenades Charlie with a song about Candy Mountain, while the other four letters dance along to the catchy tune. When the song ends, the letters spontaneously combust. Charlie was persuaded by the dancing letters and his annoying pink and blue friends to go inside the Candy Mountain cave. While entering the cave, Charlie's friends give him a smug goodbye, and he suddenly becomes concerned. Just as he tries to back out, the cave entrance closes. Charlie struggles to find his way in the dark as he starts hearing footsteps. Some fighting sound effects are heard, and in the next scene, Charlie wakes up in the meadow with a huge, bleeding gash across his lower abdomen. He finally realizes what his "friends" were up to as he shouts his gruesome realization: "Aww, they took my frickin kidney!!!!!"
Random Teenager: I love Charlie The Unicorn! It's my favorite video on the internet!
Charlie: Oh gawd, what is THAT?
Blue Unicorn: It's a liopleurodon, Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: A magical liopleurodon!
Blue Unicorn: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!!!Charlie: All right guys, you do know that there's no ACTUAL Candy Mountain, right?
Blue Unicorn: Shun the nonbeliever!
Pink Unicorn: Shuuuuuuuuun!
Blue Unicorn: ShuuuuhuhuhuhuhuuuuuuuNUH!
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The most rare of all pussy. So perfect it is magical and will make you feel like your in love for no real reason. It is so unbelievable that when you tell your friends, they will think you are exaggerating and that it doesnt exist.
Friend One: "Dude, i slept with that girl last night. It was so good . absolutely perfect. Best sex of my life, i think I'm in love"
Friend Two: "It couldn't have been that good. Sounds like some real Unicorn Pussy to me"
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A child, male or female, who is cute and loving. But at the same time really just wants to watch the world burn and is probably inherently a bit evil. They tend to be very intelligent at a young age which is also scary….
Despite the name they are not always obsessed with unicorns… they can be obsessed with other things like dinosaurs, robots, Pegasi, horses, horror movie villains, superheroes, supervillains, world dictators, aliens and the mafia….
Not to be confused with unicorn baby.
Oh my god, there’s somebody tied up in the basement. I think it is the baby sitter, yeah… sounds about right my 4 year old is a Unicorn Kid.
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