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Urban Dictionary

A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.

Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.

by get this shit off google December 25, 2009

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Urban Exploring

The act of exploring locations that are abandoned. An urban explorer will be one who goes to locations to take pictures, video or just to look.

Someone who goes to an abandoned location to commit vandalism or other kinds of illegal activity (besides trespassing) should not be confused with an urban explorer.

Urban exploring is not just limited to "urban" areas.

Urban explorers usually follow the rule of:

Take nothing but pictures...
Leave nothing but footprints...
Break nothing but silence...

Although this rule is commonly broken in a way that people will sometimes take items for a personal souvenier. This is something that does not bother most unless things are taken in mass quantities for a profit.

Hey, what do you want to do today?
-How about we go to that abandoned hospital to take some cool pictures!
Okay, sounds cool... I love urban exploring!

by Abandoned Forever July 2, 2006

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Queef Urban

A female tribute band to Kieth Urban. They are known to play recordings of their queefs in concert.

Queef Urban was named best Queef Artist of 2010 by 99.9% of music critics who give a shit.

by SamDev703 June 17, 2011

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Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

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The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

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urban ninja

Someone who practices parkour or freeruning.

Dude didja see that freakin urban ninja do a backflip offa that building!?

by m dog dd March 25, 2006

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Urban Dicks

A: The editors who don't choose your awesome definitions for Word of the Day.

B: Authors who have had their definition featured on Word of the Day but have sucky def.'s that get more thumbs down than thumbs up.

A: Come on bro, Making Al Gore Angry is the best definition yet! Dumb Urban Dicks making me unhappy.

B: movember, cocktail weenie, bullshine, different hats, call the roll, microvisit, anuscript, NIB, and especially burning envy are all from Urban Dicks

by Beanstalker November 5, 2009

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