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The crown of Virginia, NOVA is the only decent place in the state. It's money is stolen and given to the rejects--I mean the rest of Virginia. Although we attend the colleges scattered around the state, we quickly return when we finish because there is no other place with great job opportunities and high salaries. We do not stop, stare, and gaze when we see people that are not white. We are not southerners, nor would you find a confederate flag anywhere in the area, we actually take offense to being called southern. Luxury is a common site and most of the time a standard. We forced Virginia to vote blue in the elections :D We are the voice of Virginia. The only other great populations are either because its the capital of the state or because we needed a place to buy beach property in our state. Other than that everyone lives in NOVA. Its the best place with the greatest things to do. I would go down there and tell it to all you Southern Virginians but:
1.) I would get no cell phone signal
2.) GPS probably hasn't been invented there yet
3.) I don't have 4 wheel drive to take dirt roads
4.) I'm not white so I would get shot
Californian: Hey you're the new guy from Virginia?
Me: Oh no, not me, I'm from Northern Virginia
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Home to over half a million people Norfolk's thugs and LOWLIFES spread over to the westside of the city Great Neck, and North East Parts the best place to live. Attracts alot of hot turist ass from entire east coast more like the Long Beach of the east coast.
Virginia Beach has some hot ass.
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Virginia Beach is a very populated city, but we can't forget about the outskirts of town. If you are traveling to Va beach you might want to bring your passport if you are interested in exploring pungo... its a whole new country out there. Be careful you might encounter a lot of ignorance because in the past, Virginia Beach has been ranked the 3rd most conservative city in the NATION. yes the entire NATION. If you go to the beach head towards the northend, that's where you can find the locals. Don't be surprised if every girl looks the same, that's just how it works. BUT be careful CURFEW is 11:00 PM. Lastly, if you go there to go swimming in the ocean then get ready for some brown, dirt, ugly ass non-waves. Hey but at least Virginia Beach is a little relevant... if we exclude pungo.
person: Aw congrats on your new baby! Where did you guys buy a house?
New mom: Oh in Virginia Beach! We couldn't decide on the Great Neck area or the Little Neck area but we found the perfect house in Alanton!
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Where the entire population of Akron, Ohio originated.
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I don't get why all these stupid southern Virginians think were all rich and shit. Ive lived here all my life and there are gangs and ghettos. The only really rich place is great falls and everybody hates people who live there because they are rich and snobby but that's only a very small part of northern virginia.
stereotypical southern Virginian:Go to hell you stupid rich northern Virginian
northern Virginian(only slightly stereotypical):oh so I should go to southern virginia then.
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NOVA or Northern Virginia are the suburbs of Washington D.C. Some of the richest counties in the United States. Anybody in Loudoun, Prince William. Fairfax and Arlington county are considered from NOVA. When asked where they are from they always respond "Northern Virginia, right outside of D.C." instead of Virginia. Disaffiliates themselves from Southern Virginia
"Where are you from?"
"Northern Virginia, right outside D.C."
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When a girl (attractave or not) has a flab of skin that connects the corner of the chin directly to the bottom of the neck. Usually causing butterface syndrom. NOt unlike what many girls in Virginia suffer from.
"Damn look at that girls body"
"yeah but look. She has a Virginia chin. Fail."
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